Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Spotify Offers Barack Obama Job as President of Playlists

Spotify Offers Barack Obama Job as President of Playlists The music-streaming service Spotify has a new job opening, and it appears as if only one person on earth has a chance of getting the gig. Among the qualifications for the position, entitled the President of Playlists, are “at least eight years experience running a highly-regarded nation,” plus a “good team spirit, excellent work ethic, a friendly and warm attitude, and a Nobel Peace Prize.” Spotify also states that the candidate must have “experience in programming playlists at a federal level,” including “anything from an eclectic summer playlist, to a celebratory, ‘I just found my birth certificate’ playlist.” To get the job, you must have plenty of contacts in the music business too. “Ever had Kendrick Lamar play at your birthday bash? We’d love to hear about it!” the job listing states. Quite obviously, the positionâ€"intended as a fun goofâ€"is directed at one specific individual who is about to be out of work: President Barack Obama. Obama won the Nobel Prize in 2009, and, we must point out, Kendrick Lamar performed at the White House on the birthday of Obama’s daughter Malia, not the president himself. But we suppose that’s close enough. President Obama, who has created Spotify playlists in the past, has expressed some (mock) interest in working for the company. “I’m still waiting for my job at Spotify,” Obama joked last week during a meeting with Mark Brzezinski, the former ambassador to Sweden, where Spotify was first launched. “Cuz’ I know y’all loved my playlist.” Video Player is loading.Play VideoPlayMuteCurrent Time  0:00/Duration  0:00Loaded: 0%Stream Type  LIVESeek to live, currently playing liveLIVERemaining Time  -0:00  SharePlayback Rate1xChaptersChaptersDescriptionsdescriptions off, selectedCaptionscaptions settings, opens captions settings dialogcaptions off, selectedAudio TrackFullscreenThis is a modal window. This video is either unavailable or not supported in this browser Error Code: MEDIA_ERR_SRC_NOT_SUPPORTED Technical details : No compatible source was found for this media. Session ID: 2019-12-31:dbd0e111ddf23195aabff0f5 Player Element ID: jumpstart_video_1 OK Close Modal DialogBeginning of dialog window. Escape will cancel and close the window.TextColorWhiteBlackRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanTransparencyOpaqueSemi-TransparentBackgroundColorBlackWhiteRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanTransparencyOpaqueSemi-TransparentTransparentWindowColorBlackWhiteRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanTransparencyTransparentSemi-TransparentOpaqueFont Size50%75%100%125%150%175%200%300%400%Text Edge StyleNoneRaisedDepressedUniformDropshadowFont FamilyProportional Sans-SerifMonospace Sans-SerifProportional SerifMonospace SerifCasualScriptSmall CapsReset restore all settings to the default valuesDoneClose Modal DialogEnd of dialog window.PlayMuteCurrent Time  0:00/Duration  0:00Loaded: 0%Stream Type  LIVESeek to live, currently playing liveLIVERemaining Time  -0:00  Playback Rate1xFullscreenClose Modal DialogThis is a modal window. This modal can be closed by pressing the Escape key or activating the close button.Close Modal DialogThis is a modal window. This modal can be closed by pressing the Escape key or activating the close button. Spotify took things from there, with CEO Daniel Ek tweeting the tongue-in-cheek job posting on Monday: No salary is listed for the position. Whoever gets the job will be expected to “provide world-class leadership to our playlist editors and supporting staff.” A successful candidate must also “analyze data and performance of playlists in a clear and transparent manner using all available intelligence” and “attend daily briefings”â€"requirements that might rule out certain other high-profile world leaders.

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